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🦴 Unleash your inner caveman with a club that squeaks louder than your excuses!
The Smiffys Caveman's Club is a 65cm brown plastic accessory designed for cavemen and women fancy dress. It features a fun squeaking sound for added authenticity, requires no assembly or batteries, and meets stringent EU and American safety standards. Backed by Smiffys' 125-year heritage, it comes in branded packaging and is perfect for Halloween, school plays, or themed events.
| ASIN | B000LLROYI |
| Assembly Required | No |
| Batteries Required? | No |
| Batteries included? | No |
| Best Sellers Rank | 95,901 in Toys & Games ( See Top 100 in Toys & Games ) 72 in Adult Costume Bottoms 6,798 in Kids' Dress-Up Accessories |
| Colour | Brown |
| Customer Reviews | 4.1 4.1 out of 5 stars (513) |
| Date First Available | 2 Dec. 2006 |
| Item model number | 20042 |
| Language | English |
| Manufacturer recommended age | 0 months and up |
| Material Care Instructions | Wipe clean with a damp cloth |
| Material Type(s) | Plastic |
| Number of pieces | 1 |
| Product Dimensions | 52.8 x 9.8 x 6.8 cm; 85 g |
A**R
Caveman club
Great addition to costume my child needed for school play. However I didn't realise it squeeked until it arrived!
C**S
Three Stars
Value for money
H**N
Perfect for kids fancy dress!
Got this for my 7 year old's "stone age" day at school, and she was delighted. Makes a comedy squeaking sound, and unlikely to hurt anyone!
C**S
... smaller than appeared on the site but was a brilliant accessory to have
Was smaller than appeared on the site but was a brilliant accessory to have. The squeak noise it made was unexpected and hilarious. Not useful for clubbing people with though but i didnt mind.
D**R
Like a dog toy
Speaks like a dog toy. Thought it was inflatable but it’s a lot better quality than expected
K**Y
Squeaktastic!
This arrived in plenty of time before I needed it, was packaged well too. Much to my embarrassment my postman had great fun with it, when he delivered it he said "I'm not going to ask what's in here, but it squeaks really well" Inteied explaining to him what it was but I just kept digging myself into a deeper hole! I'm sure he didn't believe me when I said it was for my son as he was dressing up as a caveman for his school project!!!
C**S
Fancy dress
Good prop
D**N
Going Clubbing?!
Great bit of fun. I bought this as a gift for a friend who says he needs a big stick to beat off all the women that won't leave him alone! His wife just laughs. Cheap price, but it's sturdy enough and squeaks when you strike something with it.
K**S
I bought this club as a gag and call it my husband's "wife be good club." I purchased as a prank, but it is actually a really great quality product. This was one of the better club's I could find and I am very happy with this purchase. A year later and we still have the "wife be good club" and it is still perfect. I highly recommend this prop for the quality and the price.
C**L
Exactly what I wanted !
C**N
Fatta bene molto simpatica
G**O
Jouet qui fait le travail !
A**G
Es muy feo físicamente!! Es más rígido de lo que pensaba y se puede usar para dar golpecitos en caso de que vayas disfrazado de algo relacionado! Yo lo compré para disfraz.
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