Sports Zero Gravity Outdoor Portable Folding Camping Lawn Deck Patio Pool Recliner Lounge Chair for Adults, Adjustable Headrest, Beige

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0032UY0BU/ref=cm_cr_ryp_prd_ttl_sol_4Okay, there are so many good things about this chair I will just list them below. Suffice it to say you're wasting time by reading this. You should just go buy it immediately and use the time you saved to make yourself a milkshake in honor of this spectacular purchase.• It comes pre-assembled. Yes, all of it. Absolutely no effort required. Estimated assembly time: none. I can't remember if I had to attach the pillow, but if so, whatever, it's basically no effort.• It comes neatly folded up and covered in one plastic cover. That's right - the only stuff to discard/recycle is one (thin and reasonably sized) cardboard box and one plastic bag. That's all.• The chair is both lightweight and sturdy. But heavy enough not to get blown around in wind and whatnot. It has struck a perfect balanced unity, like yin and yang.• The pillow. It's not much, but it's like coming back to a cleaned hotel room and seeing a little chocolate on the pillow. You're gonna eat that chocolate, just like you're going to use this pillow. Which adjusts, by the way, and latches around the back using and elastic velcro band that holds just fantastically.• The width of this chair is perfect. I am a man and I was able to comfortably sit cross-legged while reclined without feeling like my knees were miles outside of the chair - if that isn't a metric for perfection, I don't know what is.• The width between the armrests is divine. As in, truly designed to perfection by a higher power.• The reclining function is intuitive. The chair is finely balanced, probably using the same technologies used in spaceships and in first class on the best airlines. It's easy to recline/un-recline and stay to any degree within the range - yes, it's not just "completely sitting" or "completely reclined" - simply by pushing or pulling one's feet ever so slightly on the footbar.• The reclining function is smooth as butter. No noise, other than that of the gentle breeze and whistling birds serenading you whenever you're going to space in the Zero Gravity chair.• This is on Amazon Prime. You could be going to space in this chair by the weekend if you act quickly.There are some rights bestowed upon all man and woman - laws not ordained by politics but rather inherited from the earth. These include freedom, safety, health, and this chair. This chair should be a universal human right.May the designers of this brilliant device forever be blessed and rewarded for their contribution to mankind.

Okay, there are so many good things about this chair I will just list them below. Suffice it to say you're wasting time by reading this. You should just go buy it immediately and use the time you saved to make yourself a milkshake in honor of this spectacular purchase.• It comes pre-assembled. Yes, all of it. Absolutely no effort required. Estimated assembly time: none. I can't remember if I had to attach the pillow, but if so, whatever, it's basically no effort.• It comes neatly folded up and covered in one plastic cover. That's right - the only stuff to discard/recycle is one (thin and reasonably sized) cardboard box and one plastic bag. That's all.• The chair is both lightweight and sturdy. But heavy enough not to get blown around in wind and whatnot. It has struck a perfect balanced unity, like yin and yang.• The pillow. It's not much, but it's like coming back to a cleaned hotel room and seeing a little chocolate on the pillow. You're gonna eat that chocolate, just like you're going to use this pillow. Which adjusts, by the way, and latches around the back using and elastic velcro band that holds just fantastically.• The width of this chair is perfect. I am a man and I was able to comfortably sit cross-legged while reclined without feeling like my knees were miles outside of the chair - if that isn't a metric for perfection, I don't know what is.• The width between the armrests is divine. As in, truly designed to perfection by a higher power.• The reclining function is intuitive. The chair is finely balanced, probably using the same technologies used in spaceships and in first class on the best airlines. It's easy to recline/un-recline and stay to any degree within the range - yes, it's not just "completely sitting" or "completely reclined" - simply by pushing or pulling one's feet ever so slightly on the footbar.• The reclining function is smooth as butter. No noise, other than that of the gentle breeze and whistling birds serenading you whenever you're going to space in the Zero Gravity chair.• This is on Amazon Prime. You could be going to space in this chair by the weekend if you act quickly.There are some rights bestowed upon all man and woman - laws not ordained by politics but rather inherited from the earth. These include freedom, safety, health, and this chair. This chair should be a universal human right.May the designers of this brilliant device forever be blessed and rewarded for their contribution to mankind.