💩 Unleash the Laughter with Every Drop!
The BigMouth Inc The Floater is a realistic fake poop novelty toy designed for pranks and laughter. Weighing just 0.05 kg and measuring 9.5 x 1 x 1.75 inches, this foam creation is perfect for surprising friends and family at parties, pools, or theatrical events. With its lifelike details and versatile use, it's the ultimate gag gift for any occasion.
Item Weight | 0.05 Kilograms |
Item Dimensions | 9.5 x 1 x 1.75 inches |
Size | Small |
Material Type | Foam |
Color | Brown |
Theme | Cartoon |
Operation Mode | Manual |
Educational Objective | Shape Recognition |
N**K
Perfect gag for the pool
Parents went out of town so I left this floating in their pool the night before their arrival. The kids freaked out. Did it's job perfectly. The detail is great, even with bits of corn for added realism!
J**!
fun
It is large and not realistic but oh so much fun. We took it on our boat to prank some friends, who's dog has a tendency to poop on everyone else's boat. We did trick one of them, although this floater is bigger than their dog. It is also fun to throw into the lake when people are swimming and watch them try and get away. It has now been broken in half by some kids. It still startles me each time I climb behind the wheel of our boat to launch because my husband keeps it right by the driver's seat.
M**Y
"Life changing" family fun!
Santa brought this to my 9 year old for Christmas. This would the second fake turd our family owns. Haha! That being said...just buy the thing! It's really fun! You never know where the fake turd might show up...I had the displeasure of finding it under the covers recently. Sometimes it's perched on the floor next to the toilet...giving everyone a scare. It's quite large...my husband even stated that if it was real it would be a "life changer" of a poo. We haven't actually tested the floating part out, but I'm sure it would probably float. It's the same material as those handy toys that are meant to be squeezed to relieve stress. At any rate, it has brought stress relief to our family, and we are happy Santa dropped this turd down the chimney.
J**R
A bit too large
The color and texture look pretty realistic, but it's a bit too large to look like it came from a normal person. Definitely can't frame some kids for dropping this log. It also fell apart after sitting in the pool for a little bit.
L**E
A s**t ton of laughs!
One of our BEST purchases for our pool yet! Love to surprise guests, just toss it in when nobody is looking and sit back and watch the reactions. Once everyone knows it's fake the jokes just start rolling in. Kids and adults alike will be amused and saying funny things for hours. Watch out though...if you are rough with the poop (flinging it mostly) it will break. That not really a bad thing though. It is so large to start that once it breaks into pieces (I think 3 is perfect) it is even more realistic! The kernels of "corn" are a nice touch and add to the potty humor! EVERYONE loves this product. I'm going to have to buy another one once this one has finished decomposing!
J**0
Poop is always funny...
The corn looked cheap, just a yellow dot, but really didn't matter. It was perfect. I bought it for my mom's birthday party, and first time in her brand new pool. As all these old folks are sitting around in the pool, next thing u know there's a healthy turd floating in the middle of everyone. And the stunned looks on there faces was priceless, nobody wanted to be the one to speak up and voice what they wasn't sure they was seeing. Until out of nowhere I picked it up and said "there it is, dam thing got loose" I don't care who u are, the floater is sooooo funny...
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Cheap Entertainment at Its Best!!!
I don’t believe I’ve laughed as hard as I did over the Fourth of July week when this faux turd was floated in the resort pool in Puerto Vallarta. Reactions from the other guests were priceless — from shooing it away as it floated by to running to pool chairs to grab an object to remove the offending object from the pool. The item provided hours of entertainment and side-splitting laughter. It’s not the most sturdy of items but the three pieces look as authentic as the real deal nonetheless. Don’t hesitate to purchase if you apppreciate sophomoric antics!
J**8
Best $$ I have spent for a laugh!
It was going to be a great pool day until a band of storms moved in. As we were all confined to the house, I went on a covert op mission, and secretly put this in my parents pool!As I threw this my parents pool it made a *ploop* sound! I had to contain my laughter.Then I waited.After the storms passed, there was lots of debris in their pool. I looked out the window, and called attention to the stick debris. That's when the POOP was seen. There were lots of - "What IS that?" comments. Until finally it came close to the edge, and someone went to grab it - and we heard the, "DON'T TOUCH IT!" Finally, my brother-in-law grabbed it - and of course HAD to smell it! It was a great time had by all!
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