My Lucky WORLD'S BEST BABYSITTER Troll Doll with BABY TROLL (Purple Hair)

My niece really likes this troll doll. But the baby comes out of the arm of the babysitter easily. So, be careful if you have little ones around. It could pose a choking hazard.

I'm the type of guy that actively hides his sick personal life from his social life. Out at the bar, I'm just another face ordering a half-dozen pale ales that I slug down in a hurry. As I drive home, piss-drunk, the only thing on my mind are my collections. I've got more Shirley Temple memorabilia than Trump's got dollaz. As I sit in my recliner, gazing over my Polly Pocket arsenal, I have to smirk, knowing that I've got AT LEAST 47 active eBay bids on Treasure Trolls. This particular "World's Best Babysitter" Troll remains the hallmark of my collection. Listen to this twisted tale: I was on a factory tour about 5 months ago and slinked into the bowels of the factory. I accosted a worker, granted him 3 wishes (of which he's only cashed in one) in exchange for a box of the miniature trolls that this "World's Best Babysitter" troll is holding. If the main doll is the "world's best", the miniature one it's holding has got to be the "galaxy's best"; so friggin' cute! If craftsmanship were truly valued in our society, this troll would beckon the gold standard to be brought back, only in form of a "troll standard", where the World's Best Babysitter troll would line the shelves of Fort Knox.Right now I'm helping my son go over his spelling words for his remedial reading class; if I had to choose three words from it to describe this troll, they'd be "clam", "duck" and "sheep" (sorry, the pickin's are slim this week, they're just doing animal spelling words).