Archie McPhee Tin Foil Hat for Humans

Description

One of the most irritating parts of being under constant long-distance electronic thinking observations is having to make a new hat out of tinfoil every day. This mylar hat fits most adult heads, and comes with a felt lining and an elastic strap to keep it in place. You will look stylish under the harshest psychic assault attempts that "they" can throw at you! When we used it at the grocery store, we noticed 20% less mental control and a lot of jealous looks.