Tobar 9941 Fake Dog Poo, Mixed

Is it really worth reviewing fake dog poo? Here goes!Any parent knows that their young kids always love the most unlikely things - usually cardboard boxes or whoopee cushions, rather than the expensive presents you spend hours agonising over. Armed with this knowledge I went straight to no 1 in the popular parent stakes ("it's not a competition...!") By buying a handful of silly joke shop presents this Christmas.If you remember the old fashioned 1970s plastic dog poo, this is in a different league. Horribly sticky and tacky like one of those silicon rubber bats that kids love, it looks very convincing. Actually quite small - more like a cat poo, or a very small dog poo (for the poo conesieurs out there...). We're still planning on planting it on our brand new carpet and filming Mum's reaction. Hopefully our aged cat will not be harmed during the making of this film...

It looks pretty realistic, but smaller than I imagined, more cat poo size hence 4 stars. Will probably have to find a bigger one (it's for my son at Christmas).

This is an excellent fake poo! The look, quality and above all texture & feel are beyond pooey-par!I bought one, sprinkled it with glitter and fake snow flakes, and presented it to my new girlfriend in a jewellery box as a Christmas present last year - you should have seen her face when she thought she was getting a Tiffany bracelet, only to find a sparkly turd glinting at her from within the luxury packaging.It was very funny and she actually loved it too - in fact, it probably scored me more 'brownie' points (pun intended) than if I'd got her a real Tiffany bracelet.Once she stopped laughing I urged her to take it out and try it on (as I'd threaded a cheap chain through the turd so she could wear it as a necklace), and then the laughs started again as she screamed out loud in disgust, because this thing is all soft and gooey just like a real poo! It looks hard and solid, but when you touch or squeeze it, it feels squishy and almost wet and slimy, just like the real thing.If you want a fake poo this is it! Forgive the pooey-pun, but there's no poo-pooing this product, because as far as convincing, fake brown coils go, it's poofect.

We'll start with the picture. If that's what you're expecting, prepare yourself for disappointment because it's nothing like what is delivered.It's not the advertised product/manufacturer, it's not disturbingly realistic and it's not even squidgy or jelly-like, and the sizing on the product specification is woefully inaccurate.What you get is a hard piece of brown plastic less than 2 inches across and half an inch tall. With that in mind, re-look at the picture in the description.Total rip-off!!!

Well. This doesn't work served on a plate as the recipient is too close and can spot its fake. Its also small, so perhaps what you'd expect a teeny weeny sausage dog to produce, or a cat, rather than like a monster dog. So not that real and not that big. Try harder, search longer and you may be rewarded with a better poo than this!

Not sure why this poo had such good ratings - is tiny, more like rat's poo!! Was very cheap though !

Nephew absolutely loves it! It's a fun joke that's age appropriate for most people but especially for an 8yr old!Touch more expensive than some but considering its delivered and it doesn't leave that rubbish chemical smell I found it good value

I purchased this for a camping trip and left it my brother-in-laws brand new caravan (he has a dog) and I totally fooled him with this and he cried out the dogs name in anger. It was only when he bent down to it with kitchen roll and a kitchen spray he realised it was fake. He He He ....

The best item I've bought on here so far. The look on everyones face when they see it. 😂😂 👌 The last thing they would ever expect

Meine anfangs'skeptischen Erwartungen';-"waren alle absolut unnötig"-der'Artikel'hat alles übertroffen was ich je'erwartet hätte'👍👍👍!!! "SUPERREALITISCH"-wenn auch nicht so groß wie beschrieben & dargestellt! Die Maße...:'Durchmesser ca: 6,5 cm & die Höhe ca.:2,2 cm) was die"Menge eines eher-kleinen/mittleren🐕Hundes-"bestens simuliert"-(Nettogewicht:"31,5g")-was der"angeekelten Wirkung"-der Leute'-in keinster Weise einen Abbruch tut'😂-macht was her'... ! Doch die-(gottgebene Naturform),in locker leicht-frisch-feucht-glänzender breiig'wirkende Masse"(da,wie schon hier angemerkt'wurde...-offensichtl.=aus Silikon-(ca.grad' mal'10 min..alt wirkend..🤔)-Material:'Gel-artig'etwas klebrig=(aber nicht m.Rückständen auf z.b.Fliesen od.den Händen! Was ja extrem wichtig ist wenn man ein"Stück Scheiße"-mit sich rumschleppt'-daher'am besten-in der mitgeliefert.Folie belassen-(denn-was die"mögl.Abfärbung betrifft"& zieht'wohl auch-Flusen & sonstiges an-(da'soo'klebrig')-so würde ich-"damit-eher'aufpassen")!? Nicht einer-(von recht'vielen"...)-der von mir-"hereingelegten Opfer"-ist nicht"-(auch nur im entferntesten"-(auf die Idee gekommen)-das es sich'nur'um ein'Fake'handeln könnte...(vom normal.Ekel-bis diverse Würgereize & sogar'Erbrechen😇-war alles dabei'🙄...) Ein 1A'Spitzenprodukt'-wie ich finde-& wegen der-wahrlich soo'tollen Qualität-ist es wohl-"der beste Scheiß'-den ich je'bestellt habe😆! Nicht;-wie"vorherige-andere ähnl.Artikel"-dieser Art-(z.b.:aus Hartkunststoff,oder gar'hohl-von unten usw.👎)! Ganz offenbar;-habe ich-"aus dem großen Angebot hier'-mir"das richtige"Häufchen"rausgesucht...!Tipp::kl.Pckg.'Stinkbomb.dazubestell.-& die Sache wird ernst'😫-("heftigste Reaktionen sind vorprogrammiert")! Toller Artikel="Sehr Empfehlenswert"-& klare 10'-von 5'mögl.Sternen.....

It’s great for a laugh. Easily reusable. The texture is so realistic!

Das ist mittlerweile schon meine zweite Bestellung des künstlichen Hundehaufens.Die Lieferung hat ungefähr eine Woche gedauert und kam per Briefsendung. Der Haufen sieht einfach täuschend echt aus: Er glänzt leicht, die Farbe stimmt und auch von der Größe her ist er gut mit dem Haufen eines kleinen oder mittleren Hundes vereinbar. Ich habe schon mehrere Personen damit reingelegt und alle haben ihn für echt gehalten und versucht mit Küchenrolle zu entfernen.Ich kann also eine absolute Kaufempfehlung aussprechen, auch wenn er etwas teurer ist als andere Fake-Haufen (Dez 2017 5,31€)

Very "poopy"!