Dead Ice: An Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter Novel

What happened to Laurell Hamilton? Its almost like someone else has written her last few books. I have everything she has ever written and have re-read them. The last few books were just bad. One was nothing but sex sex sex. Like most people I enjoy that part of her books but the original reason we fell in love with Anita Blake was that she was a ass-kicking slaying machine. These books have evolved into nothing but Anita juggling her men while we hear from every male she comes in contact with how "goddess like" Anita is. Personally the number of men she juggles in both her series is just ridiculous. I get that Laurell Hamilton is in a poly relationship. Good for you. That doesn't mean that your character that used to be loved for what she did job-wise not sex-wise has to be screwing anything with a penis or vagina.I've heard that Laurell no longer has her books edited and maybe that's part of it. Or just the fact that she's written so many that she thinks she can vomit this drivel out and people will continue reading it. I used to pre-order her books and when they would arrive my family had to leave me alone until I finished them. Now I find I could care less when/if I read them. Not a fan anymore. If you can't get Anita back more into the mode I loved in the beginning I won't be reading any more of her books. I don't expect Anita to be the somewhat prudish woman she was in the beginning of the book. What I am asking and I believe a lot of Laurell's fans are asking is to give the sex angle a freaking break please!

Let me begin by stating here and now that I bought this book on accident. I'm making this point clearly because if I'd borrowed it or it had been given to me, I would have stopped reading it. But because I actually spent money on it, I felt obligated.The next point I'm going to make is I don't usually make a habit of leaving bad reviews that nitpick or are overly critical, as I'm a huge fan of "If you can't say nothing nice, don't say nothing at all". This point I'm making because I am about to go against every fiber of my being and do the exact opposite of being nice.Out of all the Anita Blake books I've read, this one is the worst. I have never felt so sad and angry about a book series in my life. Sad because I believed in it so much, adore many of the characters...and angry because I feel they are being mistreated.Spoilers ahead:In the beginning, Anita is being asked to give her expertise involving a morbid video featuring zombie pornography. Not unheard of, unfortunately, but something about this video puts her on edge. The zombie's soul is somehow back in its body, and she's aware of every agonizing moment she's being touched. Such a ritual rings with familiarity, but the only problem is the only person who could have done it is very dead.The case itself only takes up the very beginning and the very ending of the book. The middle part may as well be titled "filler because I have nothing else to write". From one chapter to the next we are constantly reminded of what everyone looks like (though let's be honest here. If you've made it this far and don't know Jean-Claude's hair is black, or Micah's eyes are chartreuse, since she gives the exact same description word for word every book...), and we watch Anita bully her way through staff to remind them how big and bad she is.Jean-Claude wants to make her his queen, but she despises the term. However, she acts very much like it. Just about every chapter features her arguing/fighting (and of course winning). Same scene, different characters. I've wanted to type these words the moment I recognized the pattern: Just because she can bully everyone around and be "one of the guys" does not make her a "strong female character". It makes her a bully. In fact, some of the issues she's arguing about with others is they simply disagree with her lifestyle. Bullying someone into accepting you is no different than being bullied by someone who doesn't accept you. A "strong female character" doesn't have to prove it every chapter.As far as sex goes, this book isn't dripping with body fluids. In fact, I might even be willing to check this one out from a library without worrying. Two sex scenes and a bit of nude cuddling, so for those of you hoping this will be like the other books Hamilton has become infamous for, sorry to disappoint.I was excited, like many readers, when I learned Hamilton had finally allowed for an editor. Even then it is clear either she chose the wrong one, or the editor's hands were tied (and strung up for Asher to whine at or Richard to holier-than-thou all over). At 4%, she explains there had been a falling out between herself and Larry Kirkland. At 49%, and 57%, she makes the exact. Same. Points. This book was filled with redundancy do badly it'll make your eyes bleed.Also, book 101: Never do the think it, then say it. Multiple times in the book Anita would think something, explain the thought to us in her mind, only to have one of the other characters ask the exact same question word for word.Many of the characters have changed dramatically. Some of the changes are understandable, but for the most part they are inconsistent.To Hamilton, sex is power. I'm not talking about just the ardeur, many times Anita is almost "pimped out" to help increase the power bases of others. For so long she speaks of the value she puts on love and marriage, yet it's so easy for them all to just accept when someone they barely know must be added to their commitment ceremony... um.All in all, I think Hamilton has turned into one of the arrogant authors that rely on people buying books just because it has their name on it. But maybe one day she'll listen to what her readers are saying rather than simply ignoring them.She speaks of not objectifying the women (even beats up a douchebag in the locker room for being suggestive to fellow female employees) yet I ask here...what does she think she's doing to the men? Why is it not okay to do to the girls, but totally acceptable to do towards the men? Hypocrisy smells must foul.I hope this long review proves helpful. Don't waste your money, for this book is like a bad relationship. It's comfortable, it's familiar, but in the end you'll still be disappointed. Check it out in the library or borrow it, but save your money. Then skip from the first few chapters until about 85% if you want to skip the boring parts.

The bad news is... editing didn't help enough. Honestly, I feel as if maybe LKH should look into doing some more short stories or novella-length works (for compilation in a collection) because I don't feel like she can really carry a full novel anymore. There were parts of this that were good, and that reminded me of earlier Anita, but there was also a LOT of bad bad bad stuff in it.Spoiler-free review: If you can't get enough of the never-ending relationship drama, you may enjoy this one. If you picked it up because of "the old Anita's back" vibes, you probably won't.There are ***SPOILERS *** in this review. You have been warned.1. LKH appears to have abandoned her distaste for using actual anatomical (crude ones, but still) terms as opposed to constant references to "his body" and "me" - as long as they're being used to insult/belittle someone, including one use of the four-letter word beginning with D for male reproductive organs in a scene that's really distasteful. LKH's use of different words than other authors for sexual climax (the whole "go" instead of "come") remains unchanged, however. The s*x scenes remain pretty vague and Anita has still not figured out that you can get long-wearing lipstick.2. A lot of plot elements draw on The Laughing Corpse, one of the earliest books. There is enough information if you haven't actually read that one to get the info you need for the plot, which is good.2b. There's also a TON of unneeded rehash of other issues and phrasing throughout the book, which is not so good. Plenty of refs to stuff that readers know and characters SHOULD know, such as the whole "Anita raises her dead dog" story, and "Anita raises the college prof" story.3. LKH's legal setup still makes no real sense, either on law enforcement agencies or how the legal framework is set up to be either super lenient or super punitive. LKH also refers to Anita as "a cop" NUMEROUS times, which with all due respect, she is NOT.4. LKH's timeline aren't well done. Several places in the book have confusion as to whether Anita is 30 or 31, and despite the fact that only 7 or 8 years of book time have passed, she uses "hip" updated jargon, such as "frenemy" which doesn't really fit. Especially since Anita clearly has no time to watch TV or read anything. Also, when she talks about Dominga not realizing there was a market for online zombie porn - probably not when the books she appeared in was written, but in a world where Anita refers to people as "frenemies", I don't see how she couldn't.5. The awkward "I gave X "wide eyes", "cop face" phrase is alive and all too well in the book.6. A lot of filler dialogue about zombie raising stuff that has no real impact.7. Plenty of ego-stroking for Anita and the whole "I'm so not pretty" self-image problem she has now. I liked Anita a lot better when she was a realistically depicted woman who didn't really worry about how she looked all the time. However, LKH takes it to a new level with a Helen of Troy comparison.8. After the whole deal about naming the jewelry store, it is only actually named in the author's notes.9. One section that was distasteful concerns an older vampire's servant: "It had been somewhere in what would be the Middle East today, but I think had been Mesopotamia then, yeah, as in the cradle of civilization. She gave her name as Irene; I doubted it had been her birth name, but I’d learned that it was rude to ask a vampire or human servant’s original name. Whatever name they came with was their name. I guess you can’t go through centuries being mud-dabble-wat-wat, so Irene it was." Luckily, it's in her internal monologue, but still.10. The whole "murder victim as zombie" gets a lot of play, but is sort of revealed to be one of those concepts that's not fleshed out enough.11. Anita's running theme of being unfairly disrespected in her professional life due to her personal life gets a workout here in a way that makes it clear LKH doesn't really get how things work. We learn Anita has been a plant in the strip club performances as the "lady victim" and getting up on stage (not stripping, although LKH implies that she has in one of the other books) and not really seeing a problem with doing so - however, the Marshals don't seem thrilled. Also, the fact that her various men don't really take agreements like "no making out on the job" seriously doesn't help either. Finally, if Anita is tired of being judged by the clothes that Nate picks out for her, then she should stop judging other people on theirs (and by judge, I mean "decide what you think their whole personality is").12. The whole king/queen/royalty fixation the vamps and shifters have developed is annoying, especially with Anita remarking on how Americans like equality.13. So apparently now Animators Inc (remember them?) has handouts that clients are supposed to read, which means Anita gets irritable at any questions. Personally, I'm surprised that there's not a lot more paperwork, mandatory videos, etc involved in the whole process. Also this historical group that wanted the zombie raised all seem not so bright. They take the zombie to Denny's for a snack, for crying out loud.14. The middle of the book "zombie raising" plot has interesting moments, but it doesn't really fit with anything else. It basically exists to point out that Anita is better than everyone else, even if she doesn't know how she's doing what she's doing... And it introduces a bit of tech and practice that seems totally NOT A GOOD IDEA with the required twists and turns to make it fit.15. Why do the shifters care about carbs? It's not like they have human metabolisms...16. Some of the shifters (including the oh-so-perfect Micah) discover they can have more than one beast.17. Lots and lots and lots of relationship drama details that are not necessary.18. The end bit where they bring the main plot back in (and tie it to something that's totally obvious) is okay, but Anita just looks less than bright in it. If someone identifies himself as "X's son", and your reply is "W and X only have one son", and he repeats that with emphasis on the W and X part, how many brain cells does it take to figure out that X has another kid (whether they know or not). LKH's desire to write more than necessary just makes Anita look not smart in this scene.19. Traditional Anita Blake epilogue where everything is brushed under the rug and it's made clear that despite all the emotional dramas, there have been no changes to the status quo.

I've been a fan of the Anita Blake books since the beginning, but for the last several books it seems the series has changed fundamentally. They started out as Detective Novels, maybe more gruesome than others, but they where essentially about solving the crime and getting bad guys. There was a suitable amount of emotional goings on to be interesting, and to give you more information on the characters, but now it seems to have quite literally lost the plot. Instead of a mystery to be solved, we are given endless emotional angst between issue-ridden characters, and whenever one character gets over their issues, [like Dolph did] another has to replace him, [e.g Larry]. When Richard stopped being so involved in the inner circler, the position of the male love interest who ruins everything because he has so much angst, was given to Asher. It's just tedious to be honest. I have enough emotional angst in my life, I really don't need to borrow it from characters. Reading fiction for me is a form of escapism, but this book is more something I want to escape from, than too. There are also endless unnecessary descriptions of peoples outfits, or the surroundings, or small re-capping's of what happened to characters in previous books and how they ended up here. It just feels like the author is trying to pad out her word count. Sometimes in one conversation, one character would say a line and then there would be two or three pages of description about the surroundings or the beauty of the characters, before you got to the next line of the conversation.I did read other reviews of this books, most of which are long time fans such as myself, and almost all said 'save your money'. Well I didn't, because I used to enjoy this series so much, with it's interesting plots and cool fight scenes. I wish I had saved my money. The writings ok from a technical standpoint, but the fact that the book is mostly just sex scenes and then people fighting about the sex, is just irritating and boring. I like romances, but I'd never read a romance with this much angst, it totally wouldn't be worth it in my opinion.I think this series should have stopped a few books ago really. I won't be buying any more books in the Anita Blake series; Dead Ice was very much the last nail in it's coffin.

Although this book was published over a year ago and since then a further book in the series has been released it took over a year for me to purchase it (I waited until it was more reasonably priced) and then read it. I was a huge fan of the Anita Blake series but I've been on the fence for a while now. It's safe to say that this is the last book of LKH I will read. As a review I'm not going to post spoilers or delve into specific phrases or quote from the book, this is a critical review and is meant to be taken as such by other readers and by LKH herself if she so wishes to. Criticism isn't about positive or negative; it's about feedback and taking that on board to make your own judgement and choice. I would urge anyone reading this or other reviews, be it about books or movies or anything, to always judge for yourself and be tolerant and respectful of other people's views.In short, I did not like the book although I can't say I was disappointed as I haven't particularly enjoyed any of the series since Obsidian Butterfly. If you follow the series you will know that it's soon after this book that Anita became poly so to be clear I do not have an issue with that. The thing is LKH seems to be trying to be inclusive, diverse, LGBTQA friendly and promote equal rights - the problem is she does just the opposite, is offensive and her writing delivers a message that it is okay to invalidate other people and their sexuality.The book is full of inconsistencies with constant contradictions with the narrative. The book veers away from the main plot arc far too much to lesser arcs that are nonsensical drivel and seem to be added with the sole purpose of leading Blake to a certain situation that serves no real purpose to the story other than to prove to the reader and all the other characters how powerful and mighty and strong she is over everyone else. There is a lot of tedious repetition of things readers are already aware of, by all means, link back to certain facts, however, a glossary would easily resolve this.In places the dialogue and narrative make absolutely no sense, there is no hidden meaning in the words or phrasing, it is just that it is very poorly written. To be fair some of the writing is very well done but it’s few and far between and a long distance away from the literary genius of the beginning of the series. Such a shame. There are fewer sex scenes in this book than previously and that was a blessing; the sex scenes are no longer erotic and well written, they are at best cringe worthy and at worst disgusting, offensive and immoral.Anita as a character has become weak; she is misogynistic, bigoted, racist and a sadistic bully.The other well-loved characters barely receive any page time although they are talked about incessantly in terms of the relationship/commitment struggle/angst repetitively at tedium. So much so that it takes away from the synopsis of the plot and the other characters confliction and decisions are brought to the forefront but to no actual avail. In terms of the murder mystery, Anita was at most a glorified consultant to the FBI; the crime coming to a head by the murders own psychosis and surprise surprise, obsession with Anita. It was also poor that the reader finds out who the killer is very early on instead of the mystery being prolonged till near the end.By the end of the book, I found the main character to be toxic which is in sharp contrast to the funny, witty, smart Anita from years ago.The author not only has lost her touch but she is out of touch.It is strange that an author that write about issues of equality, diversity and sexuality that she is not current with what that truly means in today’s society.As I said, by all means, read the book and judge for yourself, however, it would be my recommendation to pay as little as possible for it and if you can get it for free legally then even better.

maudlin egotistical self satisfied garbage the plot only starts in the last part of the book what a pity that such a good writer with good plots thought she did not need an editor frankly most of the book needs a red pen through itWhere is the writer who wrote Obsidian butterfly where are the tight plots. Teenage sex romps and boring descriptions of sex and multiple partners and bdsm do not hold me .. I want a plot not the diary of a middle aged frustrated woman

What is it about Anita Blake that I and so many other people love. She is someone who is strong, funny, uncompromising, hell on wheels and damn scary. Although Anita has grown softer and much much more happy with those she loves she still has that epic amount of willpower with a compass that always points true North even if she has her doubts. She's the "good guy" and always will be and I for one would so so like to! be a big bit like her! Fabulous series, this is my tenth read of the whole twenty eight books. I recommend you start reading them now, yes NOW! I promise that you won't regret it!

I didn’t enjoy this as much as the others until well into the book. I think this is because I am more into seeing Anita as the badass and want to see her out figuring out mysteries or fighting the latest big bad guy. A good portion of the book was more about relationship drama, I do enjoy an element of this not not when it takes over. For the parts where it returned to form, great twists and turns and Anita was as usual in there making the tough calls and doing what needed to be done. Great plot twist that I didn’t see coming at all which was a nice bonus.