๐ Elevate Your Cleanliness Game!
The Happy Bottom Portable Bidet is a sleek, eco-friendly solution for personal hygiene, featuring a 400ml capacity, an angled nozzle for precision cleaning, and a travel bag for convenience. Perfect for both home and on-the-go use, this bidet offers a gentle and natural alternative to toilet paper.
Global Trade Identification Number | 00860002029412 |
Manufacturer | The Happy Brand Company |
Capacity | 400 Milliliters |
Part Number | LSY-AAZV-IT-20231020-30458 |
Item Weight | 4 ounces |
Package Dimensions | 9.61 x 3.31 x 3.27 inches |
Is Discontinued By Manufacturer | No |
Shape | Cylinder |
Item Package Quantity | 1 |
Usage | Inside, Outside |
Batteries Included? | No |
Batteries Required? | No |
T**T
I have purchased twelve of these. Take the bad reviews with a grain of salt.
I respect that people don't like this bidet but I'm going to throw my opinion in there.I've been using this bidet for a full year. I originally bought one, then I bought two, then I bought three more, and I just bought 6 more.Let's get this out of the way: It's not as "good" as a bidet that you would install on your toilet. However, that complaint is sort of like buying candy and then being annoyed that it isn't as good as cake. They are 2 different things that have their own appropriate situation in which they are useful. Sure, cake is better? However, it costs more, it's more labor intensive, it's less portable, you may be susceptible to gluten, and more than anything, it may be overkill when you just want something sweet.Firstly, this bidet is portable. A normal installed bidet isn't going to help you at a gas station, at a friends house, at a restaurant, and at work. And in fact, those are the places where you are going to need this thing the most, when you're in a shared bathroom where you may not be fully relaxed, where you may be rushed to complete your business, or where you may not have a squatty potty, all of which will make it hard to evacuate completely. Also, it's one thing to be at home and not get fully clean, it's an entirely different thing to not get fully clean in the midst of other people.So while the comparisons to an installed bidet make sense, they also don't make sense. You should be much much more concerned with a portable bidet so that you can clean up properly in public, arguably the place that it matters. So any claims of how it compares to an installed one are not really completely valid, and I'm saying that as someone who has tried all types of bidets and have owned multiple versions of the HydraWand (one of the better installed bidets in existence).Ok, so to the claims of pressure. You fill it completely up, and you squeeze it hard. The pressure (and the amount of water) should almost always be suitable to fully clean you. In most cases after half to the whole bottle, a wipe with tissue paper comes back with nothing other than water. If you have super weak hands (I'm thinking elderly), I guess I could see why you might say the pressure is not enough, but I think most abled bodied people will do fine with it, and I think a lot more people will gain the strength in their hands as they use it more. If you can open a pasta jar, you're going to get excellent pressure from squeezing. If not, you'll still get some pressure, and it will help you get cleaner than if you just used toilet paper.In terms of what people have said around messiness, this is absolutely non issue. When you fill up the bottle, what you want to do (let's pretend you're right handed) is you want to scoot your butt over to the left, and drop it in the space between the right toilet rim and the right side of your butt. The bottle may "spray" a little as you drop it down, but it's going to basically spray inside the toilet. Non issue. If you're at home, you stand it up by the toilet, and it will never leak, unless you knock it over. If you're out and about, you empty the container in the toilet after you're done. Again, these things are all completely non issue. Using a bidet, any bidet for the first time is going to be awkward. But essentially, don't let someone's awkwardness with a bidet and a seemingly negative review turn you off of buying this product.This is a good product no matter the context. It's superb if you want something cheap for getting yourself clean when you have to do number 2 and you're not a home. It's discreet... you can toss it in a bag, and it also comes with a carrying case and people won't know what it is you're carrying. It has good enough pressure where you can wipe and see only the water left over from the bidet (no streaks). That won't happen all the time, but that's how good this bidet can be. It's cheap. It works well enough that I don't even use my installed bidet at home, even if the pressure isn't that great. The other thing is that if you use an installed bidet, have fun cleaning that thing.Long story short, if you don't already have a portable bidet, buy this. And when you do, give it some time to learn and get comfortable with it. I strongly believe you won't regret it. How do I know that? I've installed 3 separate bidets, and now I just buy these, and I've bought around 12 of them.
S**C
No going back to just paper
My housemate saw my Happy Bottom Portable Bidet in the bathroom, loved using it, and now is getting one for our other bathroom too. In fact, she is making lists of folks to give it too as gifts. It started when I was reviewing some camping items online and portable bidets came up every now and then. Can't say I thought of a "portable" bidet before but it did inspire thoughts of a fresh feeling bottom while out camping in the outdoors. I started researching them and ordered a couple to compare. Happy Bottom was the definite winner! Like the generous size for plenty of water. The color (gray) and hourglass shape is esthetic and goes great with our bathroom decor. It's soft, durable and fits perfect in the hand. Love the long spout that makes it easy and effective to use and it just pops back in the bottle when finished. The space around the retracted spout and cap, allow the bottle and spout to dry. A nice perk is the storage bag and that the company is a family run operation in South Carolina. I do wish they provided the closed cap that they sell on their website. It would be great to have the option of using the cap to seal the bottle if carrying it with water inside. Guess I'll have to order that separately. This is a well-made product that I expect to last a long time. It's already a hit in our household. I look forward to using it while camping and traveling. If you're thinking about getting this, go ahead and give it a try! You'll have a happy bottom for it.:-)
D**N
Great product
So, I had never used a bidet before until our recent road trip at a rest area. Was hesitant but gave it a go. What a nice way to get clean! Went online to find one and found this portable version....amazing! So much better than toilet paper, feels good, cleans and just a great product overall. EASY to use too. I will never go without this, makes a world of difference! You feel so much cleaner. I never write reviews but this is deserving of it. Get one!!
K**.
Not portable, but a good quality item
The bottle is good quality, fairly heavy duty, but still very squeezable. I don't love the angle or the design though. It isn't bad, but I find that I like the happypo kind better. The bend in this one requires more of a maneuver than seems necessary. Might want to try for yourself; they aren't very expensive & there's bound to be personal preference involved. And there's no way you're traveling with this thing containing water unless you carry it upright in one hand or display it proudly in your car's cup holder! ๐ ("Um, no, that isn't the newest Cirkul water bottle..." ๐) It can travel in your bag, but only if it's empty. Otherwise where the neck of the bottle telescopes out, it would leak its entire contents in moments if it tipped over. In short, it serves its purpose alright. Is a decent quality item. And a nice seafoam color. Cleans up easy with an old toothbrush & a bit of soap & water.
A**R
Great bidet
I love this bidet because it reminds me of my original bidet bottle that I bought from another company, but I canโt buy another one from that company because they made the bidet bottle smaller and the spout shorter. I looked on Amazon for a long time to find something comparable and this is it! The spout is long so the water reaches your behind easily and it holds a good deal of water in it. My only critique is that the bottle is very tall, I would like the bottle to be shorter and fatter and hold a little bit more water. But when you compare this bidet bottle to the majority on the market, this spout is thee best! This spout is also amazing because it only has 6 holes, which makes the stream more powerful when you squeeze the bottle thus it cleans better. A lot of these bidet bottles on the market have gotten it wrong, with so many holes, because itโs less water pressure yet more water comes out and thus you have to refill with water more frequently. Try this!
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