How to Poo on a Date: The Lovers' Guide to Toilet Etiquette Paperback – Download: Adobe Reader, May 1, 2014

Some of these techniques are a bit… out there. My review may drop in rating once I’ve tried them out… just kidding. It’s a witty book and it’s exactly what I thought it’d be.

I gave this to my son for Christmas, who is just starting a relationship with this girl. You would have thought that I gave him a Million Bucks, he was so happy. The book contains some good information and some funny "crap" too!

This book sounds like a risque "funny" tome. NOT! It is the stupidest piece of tongue in cheek humor I have ever tried to read. Only got through a short amount before I gave up and threw it away. I would have flushed it down the toilet if I could.If you find slipping your pants off and scooting back over the rear seat of a tandem bike and taking a dump, then this book is for you.The quality of the book and graphics were fine. It just needed professional humor instead of the childish adolescent crap that tried to pass for funny.

this is just funny... for anyone who has ever been in a situation when you want to poo but cant (regardless of first dates or new situations) this book makes your desperate efforts seem justified!! excellent!

Oh, if ONLY I had bought this book many years ago, I would probably be married and have kids by now. It's true! If I only had a nickel for every date where I took a dump on her and then she got mad and left. But heck no, stupid me, I just read the title and invented my own cliff notes, expecting that sooner or later, I'd hit on the magic formula for pooing on my date.If only they'd spent the extra ink on the title by saying, How To Poo WHILE On A Date, I'd have bought the book and figured out my error. And it what a relief it would have been to be able to pinch off a log on command instead of either holding it in or listening to them scream whilst I did my business.But never ever is it too late. I'm all verklempt as I write this, just knowing that my days of being hauled in front of a judge for my previous habits are over. This is going to be particularly useful while dating on prune smoothie night.

Reading all the reviews below, I think most readers of the book didn't quite get what it's about. They seem to think the book instructs you on how to defecate on your romantic companion. That's ludicrous. And disguising. With the exception of people who're specifically aroused by such things (like renowned R&B recording artist R. Kelly), you shouldn't expect anyone to allow you to evacuate your bowels on them, no matter how much you believe they like you. Would you let anyone do that to you? Even a perfect 10?The "date" in question refers not to a paramour but to a calendric occasion, i.e. a given time. For example, say today is July 7, 2016 (it is) and I'd like to engage in peristaltic release on July 10, 2016 (I do). The purpose of this book is to help me plan and prepare accordingly, so when the date arrives I'm guaranteed to poop successfully and aren't caught by surprise on, say, July 9. If you're ill-prepared, I'm sure you can imagine all kinds of inopportune situations for poop to show up by surprise, from a nerve-wracking board presentations to exciting little league coaching to an overly-vigorous sexual liaison.This inimitable book will teach you how to poo on a date, instead of willy-nilly when your colon and rectum decide. Be the master of your own schedule and excrete when is most convenient for you.

My cousin Vivian is an expert at dating--speed dating, blind dating, long distance dating, prison dating and her favorite, dating while driving a get away car during a robbery. She loves this book and has set lofty goals once her fifth husband, Beaux Hank, is paroled. She thinks that if she poos in the pink heart on the cover, Beaux Hank will immediately forget all that prison romance with his cell mate, Chester. Hats off to Viv.

I pooed on my date last weekend and he never called back - did I do it wrong? I was sitting on his lap when the urge came upon me so I did the deed. Was I supposed to tell him I was about to poo instead of surprising him? Should I not have screamed 'that's the ticket!'? This book will definitely be a primer.

This book was a stockiing filler gift for my fiance. He found them hilarious as did i! This is a great book to buy as a secret santa gift or for a silly gift. There area also two other equally hilarious books in this collection

Very funny book

I bought this for a female friend who has a great sense of humour, but the book is more directed at men which I was disappointed at.

It's a bit of a weak book; the idea of the book is a lot better than the actual content of the book.

I am now confident that I can face any date situation caused by my resultant nervous bowel twitches, armed with strategies and techniques to cope.Just need to find a willing guinea pig.(not literally)