Samsung UN105S9 Curved 105-Inch 4K Ultra HD 120Hz 3D Smart LED TV

Doesn't work! I bought this TV because it was an amazing deal for Amazon's pre-black Friday deals. When it arrived I had the peasants set it up in one of my 23 rooms I decided to convert into a Imax theater room. I grabbed my gourmet popcorn, a bottle of Acqua di Cristallo Tributo (for you poor people who may not know what it is its, a bottle of water) and sat in my brand new custom made elephants skin chair with blood diamonds outlining the edges and put in my bluray copy of the greatest comedy ever made called Schindlers List. I sat there and stared at it for hours. It never turned on. Amazon luckily let me return the broken one and sent me another. Again I sat there for hours staring at a blank screen of this supposed awesome and amazing smart tv. I decided to read the manual and it said I needed to physically turn it on with my hands by pushing the red button on the remote. MY FREAKING HANDS are you serious? This is not a smart tv and doesn't turn on when you think and imagine it to turn on. It's now sitting in my dogs bedroom where I put on old yellow on repeate. I occasionally laugh that i could of possibly saved many poor childrens lives in Africa with the 100k I spent on this TV but then again... it is a 4k resolution TV that would of easily made me forget these starving leeches with soccer balls who constantly look sad in commericals. Thanks a lot for false advertisement Samsung, this TV is not smart it's dumb and now I have to think about these sand eaters.

......Beware, there seems to be a strange criminal element tied into this majestic piece of technology. I'm a hard working middle class man with stick figure stickers of my family on the back of my beige 2011 suburban. I've been saving up for years to get a 55 inch television to put in my man cave until I saw this baby on amazon. I talked it over with my wife and after agreeing that the kids are not smart enough to go to college and would probably just party our money away at some fly by night university with no real curriculum in Arizona or upstate New York we decided to redistribute the college funds. To round out the rest we decided to put a reverse mortgage on her mothers house and sell all her jewelry. She is currently suffering from dementia and left us power of attorney. The caveat was we would take the remaining monies to buy my wife a crocodile skin umbrella for $50000. We met in a bar by the way....... Before receiving our new pride and joy in the mail I had to set my man cave up for its arrival. Since the tv is curved I obviously had to redesign the entire basement around this feature. I got a curved couch, a curved coffee table, a curved wet bar..... Etc etc... And fortunately for us faux wood paneling bends easily so I curved the walls. We were ready. Our future arrived on our doorstep a few days later with their promoted special shipping. We took it out and had our children hang it on the wall since they were going to have to learn how to be laborers anyway. We plugged it in , turned it on and POW!!!!! My life changed. My family was amazed at the staggering beauty this device offered (although this would be the last time they were allowed down here since it was a man cave.... Maybe when the boys turned 18 ...). Watching the original Ten commandments with Charleton Heston ( not the new too cool for school one with Christian bale) was the obvious choice. I felt the presence of God and I haven't been to church in over 30 years... Anyway....... What happened was... It seems that there's this obscure criminal element where I live. Bronies. They steal televisions from people's houses to watch my little pony episodes. They can't afford their own tv's because none of them have jobs or at least Internet troll is not a paying job as of yet. They broke into my house while we were at our 5th lacrosse game of the day and ran away with my beloved little child. It's a smart tv so the tv recorded everything that was happening and sent the information directly to my phone. I saw a bunch of flabby men in my little pony outfits calling each other pinkie pie and rainbow dash running out of my house with it and then transmission was lost. To make matters worse I was so caught up in watching television that I never filled out the paperwork that came with the television and had no insurance on it. I hired a private detective with the 2% cash back rewards that I receieved from the television purchase which amounted to $2399.9998 until that ran out. Now I cry every night in my curved basement alone.

The TV absolutely deserves 5/5 stars, but due to a poor customer service incident I encountered I decided to be one those total douche bags on Amazon that rate a product based on something totally unrelated like customer service or shipping conditions. I bought this TV just for the f**k of it and it has more than payed for itself!For starters, I work in road maintainence and drive a motor grader (http://www.cat.com/en_US/products/new/equipment/motor-graders/m-series-motor-graders/18552890.html) for a living. One day the scoop underneath cracked and we weren't able to get a replacement for a week! The boss was so mad. Luckily I saved the day when I ran home and brought back my tv. We rigged that b**ch up to the chassis using a modified wall mount and bingo! Back to work! My boss was so excited that he promoted me to forman over the crew so now I can be one of the lazy fat a$$es that lean on a shovel all day and watch others do all the work. On top of that I got a $3000/year raise. Talk about return on investment!!!Or maybe I could tell you about how my worthless indoboard (http://indoboard.com/roller_exercises) broke because you need a stupid cylinder to surf on. So what did I do, just plopped my TV on the ground and was riding that mother all over the place. I even plugged a camera up to it so I could watch myself riding the TV on my TV. Incredible! I can be my own television celebrity now!Oh and this winter my piece of sh*t snow shovel broke. And was I surprised that it broke...NO! It didn't cost $120K so obviously it is of low quality and not meant to last. So what do I do? I hook that bad a$$ up to the front of my truck and snow plowed the whole neighborhood. I got so many compliments from the ladies. This TV has really improved my sex life!So the reason for the 3/5 stars is b/c of a claim I was trying to file with Samsung. I called them up and explained that the TV had some small scratches on the rear side and wanted to know if this was covered under the waranty. They asked me for the details surrounding the scratches. I explained that while using it to parasail off the back of my jon boat, my fata$$ son got tired and wasn't able to paddle fast enough to keep me in the air. The TV was plundged to the bottom of the lake. I was able to retreive it a week later with a crane that I borrowed from work. The TV still works just fine but now there were all these scratches from the rocks on the lake bottom. They told me that the warranty would absolutely not cover this and was null and void. Are you sh**ting me!? Over some d**n scratches!!! Needless to say this is why only 3/5 stars.But I would recommend this to anyone looking for a great investment! Hell, due to its gorgeous sickle-like curves, next week I plan on using it to bushhog the field behind the local elementary school while watching porn and drinking a beer!